Foamy wrath
Mar. 30th, 2008 10:06 pmGladiators is a weird show. I have a crush on Angel the Gladiatrix, and WOULD have a crush on Amazon (she fits my type pretty well- fit, mohawk, mildly sociopathic) except she sets off my transgen-dar.
Anyway, hottie warrior women aside, the show is just...odd. The marketing makes it look like they're gonna beat the ever-loving tar out of each other and then it turns out to be guys in mandex hitting each other with giant q-tips.
I just can't imagine standing next to a woman who keeps acting like her hand is a viper striking and not giggling. She did it like ten times in the show. She did it more than she talked. And she looked so damn SERIOUS about it, like "fear my hand, for it contains VENOM!"
I will say this though,
melissajane14 is right- if I was a 12 year old this would be AWESOME!
playtex, foam, angry expression- I'm good to go!
T.
Anyway, hottie warrior women aside, the show is just...odd. The marketing makes it look like they're gonna beat the ever-loving tar out of each other and then it turns out to be guys in mandex hitting each other with giant q-tips.
I just can't imagine standing next to a woman who keeps acting like her hand is a viper striking and not giggling. She did it like ten times in the show. She did it more than she talked. And she looked so damn SERIOUS about it, like "fear my hand, for it contains VENOM!"
I will say this though,
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playtex, foam, angry expression- I'm good to go!
T.